I Have No Idea What's Going On In This Volvo Ad...

Kinja'd!!! "G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3" (gbodyman)
08/17/2016 at 23:57 • Filed to: None

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...But it’s so well done, I don’t really care.


DISCUSSION (4)


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3
08/18/2016 at 00:06

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Ummmm.... I’m very confused. All I understood from that is Volvo = poetry. Or something.


Kinja'd!!! G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
08/18/2016 at 00:16

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It fits with Volvo’s new image - cool, mysterious, and non-conformist. I think.


Kinja'd!!! Wagon, semi manual, not brown, turbo because volvo > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3
08/18/2016 at 00:50

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They should go for large hairy people in viking dress wading through a crowd at costco. Pillaging other patron’s carts and loading their gains into the sweedish battle wagon with a dead moose strapped to the roof. White text on black background in classic broderbund font. Volvo. Because moose.


Kinja'd!!! Batman the Horse > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
08/18/2016 at 06:30

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Afoot and light-hearted I take to the open road,

Healthy, free, the world before me,

The long brown path before me leading wherever I choose.

Henceforth I ask not good-fortune, I myself am good-fortune,

Henceforth I whimper no more, postpone no more, need nothing,

Done with indoor complaints, libraries, querulous criticisms,

Strong and content I travel the open road.

The earth, that is sufficient,

I do not want the constellations any nearer,

I know they are very well where they are,

I know they suffice for those who belong to them.

(Still here I carry my old delicious burdens,

I carry them, men and women, I carry them with me wherever I go,

I swear it is impossible for me to get rid of them,

I am fill’d with them, and I will fill them in return.)